- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

did you ever see a butter fly?

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

No joke.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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