Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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