- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have cancer

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

what rhymes with sloth? rape

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

What's 6+2? 16

this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

son, you're adopted.

FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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