- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Freedom of Speech

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

live babies

A baby seal walks into a club.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Women's rights

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Turtles

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

did you ever see a butter fly?

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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