One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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A fish walks into a bar

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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