Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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I like turtoes.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Anti Joke

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