What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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I like your hair

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your all shit at jokes

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Gay rights

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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