what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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I like your hair

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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Female Athletics

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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