What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Obama

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Anti Joke

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