- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

Why did the baby die? It got shot.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

Your eye color is very unique.

minorities

Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

Animal

Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

Rebecca Black's new album.

A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

A man walks into a bar.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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