A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Yah? Well your a ********

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Gay rights

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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guess what?

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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