- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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