Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Major League Soccer

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

why do mexicans get made fun of

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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