- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Sir, your wife is dead

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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