- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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