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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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