Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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