What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...