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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Iif your reading this ur gay

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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