A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Fat people

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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