- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Why didn't he finish his

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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