Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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lebron

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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