Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A seal walks into a club...

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

thumb_up thumb_down -56

What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

thumb_up thumb_down -74

Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

thumb_up thumb_down +117

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

thumb_up thumb_down +113

A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

thumb_up thumb_down +87

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

thumb_up thumb_down +73

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +65

Invisible Television.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +23

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

thumb_up thumb_down +15

4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops