Cole is "good" at soccer

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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