Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Got milk? No.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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