Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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