why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Justin Bieber.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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A seal walks into a club...

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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