Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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japan4.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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