- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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