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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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