what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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Sarah Palin

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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