- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

knock knock i have diarrhea

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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