Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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