Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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Rebecca Black

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heads up!

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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69

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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What's blue? The sky.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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