Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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