Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

Womens rights !

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Jason Connor.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MOAR??

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