What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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Anti Joke

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