Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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