- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

There's a car about to hit me.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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