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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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