Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

Why did the book disappear?

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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