- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

My name is Harry.

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

Gorden Brown.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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