What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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This is a joke setup.

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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Best joke: Okay so I got a joke for ya but it is pretty long so bare with me please. First off, you must have heard a knock knock joke before and you must have a huge sense of humor. So this guy walks into a bar and orders fried chicken wings with hot fudge and vinilla drizzled all over it with a cherry topping. The bartender says, "We don't have that." The guy thinks of anything else he'd like and says, "How about a bucket of turkey and jalapeños?" The bartender looks puzzled and once again says, "This is a bar..." The guy is now paranoid and says, "Fine, I'll just have a thick, juicy, chicken thigh but please remove any excess skin on it, it's unhealthy and I'm on a diet." The bartender slowly removes his apron and walks out of the bar shouting, "I QUIT!" The guy sits there on the barstool laughing as a lady bartender comes to him. "So sorry sir, what would you like? From our bar that we have available?" The guy stares at her, squinting. "By any chance do you know if you have the punch line to this 'joke' because I sure dont." Slowly the woman removes her apron and walks out of the bar. The guy grins, walks out, and says, "job well done today. Where to tomorrow?"

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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