- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

whats long and green? weed

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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