A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

Neither does he.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

Whats an Anti Joke

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

The Barackness Monster

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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