What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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Anti Joke

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