im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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