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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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