Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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The BCS

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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What is a chair?

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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