What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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