whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

A black guy gets a job...

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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