What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

thumb_up thumb_down +10

a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

thumb_up thumb_down +10

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Yo mamas so fat.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

This is not an anti joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

thumb_up thumb_down +8

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

thumb_up thumb_down +8

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops